Comuniqueide.

  

   January River, 26 of July of 2012.

   Me, Joel Santana, treinator of Flamengo, leveite um foot in the bunda in the last weekend, just because we perdeite the match for the team of Cruzeiro. In this match we play from the right, from the left and from the medium, but we can not defende behind very well because, porra, the zaga of the team of Flamengo is very ruim. The derrota of Flamengo in the last weekend was not my fault because, porra, because I'm not God and I can not perform miracles. The Flamengo's soccer players are a band of legs of wood, and they prefer marijuana and cachaça do que play football. I'm a very good treinator, but the problem of Flamengo is that the players don't speak nem portuguese very well, muito menos english, and because of this, they don't understand my instructions. To terminate this comuniqueide, I want to say that this team of merda will not win the Brazilian Championship because, porra, they are very perebeition, and deserve to fall to second diviseition.

   Joel Santana.

Rubens Carvalho Júnior